salty hipster

teamnowalls:

nesija:

ouijubell:

hoeism-intervention:

milpool-thrillhouse:

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.

Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.

oh… the tea is hot

this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

(via thecommonchick)

(via thecommonchick)

philosophy-and-coffee:

fuzipenguin:

whothebuckisfucky:

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

(via confirmance)