salt hipster : random beginner's halal artwork
: welcome to my abodeWho would win in a bad bitch alien fight
Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy
Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.
Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.
oh… the tea is hot
this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life
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Cheers for self love!!!
Self appreciation post.
Energy
How I feel all the time
2019 Resolution
I want to be able to wake up and have this internal loop
Energyyyy
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Girl: Are you nervous?
Me: Yes
Girl: Is this your first time?
Me: No it isn’t. I have been nervous before.
(via confirmance)
me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:
I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.
I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.
(via confirmance)